Mom: Is that a girl?
Me: No mom, Its Gerard Way.
Mom: is he in that band you listen to
Me: Yes mom, he is
Mom: Is he gay?
Me: No, he has a wife and a daughter
Mom: he looks to gay to Function
Mom: he looks so feminine
Mom: dem legs though
Mom: so much sass is coming through the screen, its blinding me
Me: *Try’s not to break out laughing*
Mom: are you sure he’s straight?
Me: Well, he claims he is
Mom: Hes lying, i mean just look at him. Are there any pictures of him kissing guys?
Me: He used to kiss frank on stage, he said it was to piss off the homophobe’s
Mom: don’t trust him, a man like that makes Elton john look straight
Me: people still think that he’s straight
Mom: yeah, hes straight, As a Fucking Fruit Loop!
Mom: I’m Out of here, his gayness is spreading like the plague.
Mom: *Runs out of my room wailing her arms around and yelling “The gay is Coming, run for your lives”
My Mom is special